Check the Diploma!

A man found himself sitting alone on the exam room table, awaiting the knock on the door that announced the arrival of the physician. We all have been there. Sitting. Waiting. Sitting. Waiting.

Looking around the room for something to pass the time, the patient read the eye chart. He read the advertisements for all the latest medications. A second look at the eye chart. Still no knock.

What is left? Ahh, the beautifully framed diplomas!

“Always a good idea to check the educational credits,” the patient said to himself.

“What’s this? ‘Last in class of 500 graduates!!!

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